Fenton: This is terrible. Your apartment is ruined. Water is still pouring into mine. I'm gonna have to walk around in a big, rubber suit. If it still fits!
Fez: Fenton, I know it looks bad, but according to the commercial, one roll of Bounty should take care of everything.
Fenton: You're going to pay for the carpet, the floor, and my damaged ceiling.
Fez: How am I supposed to find that kind of money?
Fenton: Well, you always seem to find money for those tacky, tight pants you wear.
Fez: You wish your pants were tight.
Fenton: You wish your pants were loose.
Fez: Toothpick-legs!
Fenton: Sausage-thighs!
Fez: Get out!