Quote from Red in Good Company
Fez: Miss Kitty? Kitty: Oh, hi, Fez. I'd get up, but my back's still sore from that knife you stuck in it. Red: Listen, Tutankhamun, you need to fix this. My wife has been sitting there calm and quiet all day. I disarmed landmines in Korea. But I have never been this nervous that something's about to explode.