Jackie: Donna, this is gonna be your first birthday since breaking up with Eric. You know what that means, no crappy gifts to return to the science-fiction store.
Donna: Yeah, I mean, I guess it'll be kind of a relief not to have to give him his birthday spanking.
Randy: He made you spank him on your birthday?
Donna: Yeah, and then he danced around in his underwear going, "Happy birthday to me!"