Bob: Hi, sweetie. Oh, a letter for Eric. Want me to mail it for you?
Donna: No, no, no, I got it.
Bob: But I love going to the post office. I have these funny things I say when the line is moving slow, like, "Hey, where did I park my dinosaur?"
Donna: Um... okay. But you know it's illegal to tamper with mail, right?
Bob: Yeah, but it's not illegal to complain about a slow-moving line! "Hey, can we speed it up? My pet snail is getting away."
Donna: That's good stuff, Dad.