Red: Kitty? What is all this?
Kitty: Surprise! [chuckles] We're having an anniversary party.
Red: But I don't want a party. I was gonna take you to the boat show.
Kitty: I'm not going to a boat show.
Red: Fine. It's a vodka show, just get in the car.
Kitty: Red, we have people coming over.
Red: But I had... Okay, I was thinking, about what we did at the Starlight Motel for the first time between our wedding and reception. And, uh, I thought we could go there again, exactly 25 years later. So I got us the same room.
Kitty: To celebrate our silver anniversary, you wanna take me for an afternoon tryst to a cheap motel? That is so romantic.