Kitty: Red, can you please just do me a favor and tell Eric you miss him a little?
Red: [sighs] Oh, fine. Give me the thing. [records] Eric, this is a little hard for me 'cause I'm not real emotional, but I wanted to tell you that your G.I. Joes were killed, in the great Dumpster War of 1979.
Kitty: Well, your meatloaf was lost in the great Make Your Own Dinner War of 19... Today!