Red Quote #949

Quote from Red in Bohemian Rhapsody

Kitty: Red, can you please just do me a favor and tell Eric you miss him a little?
Red: [sighs] Oh, fine. Give me the thing. [records] Eric, this is a little hard for me 'cause I'm not real emotional, but I wanted to tell you that your G.I. Joes were killed, in the great Dumpster War of 1979.
Kitty: Well, your meatloaf was lost in the great Make Your Own Dinner War of 19... Today!

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 ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Kitty: Okay, let's see, where to start? Well, your father and I were furious when we caught you boys in that smoky basement. The minute you left for the airport, we went down there to do what the Feds call "a sweep."
[flashback:]
Kitty: How dare you boys smoke up my house when you know how hard I work to keep it smelling lemony fresh!
Red: You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!

Quote from Fez

[flashback:]
Red: Two bags?
Hyde: I've never seen those before in my life. Your son has a real problem!
Red: Kitty, I want you to take this garbage and flush it down the toilet.
Kitty: I am just glad that we caught you boys before this became an everyday thing.
Red: Is that all of it?
Hyde: Yes, sir, that's all of it.
Fez: Now there is nothing left for us to do but to smoke Candy Land. I mean, I mean, play Candysmoke. [Red finds a baggy in the game] I mean... Ay, no.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: And so I flushed it all down the toilet and everyone learned a lesson.
Donna: Why don't you tell Eric what else happened?
Fez: Oh, let me, let me.
Kitty: Give me that. I'll tell him.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty. I found another one. Kitty?
[Red opens the door to a smoke-filled bathroom]
Red: What the hell? What do you have to say for yourself?
Kitty: I'm starving!