Kelso: Hey, Jackie, how'd it go with Hyde? Did he ask you to stay?
Jackie: No. But even if he did, I can't stay, because I've got a career waiting for me in Chicago. But I am stuck here in this stupid place with no way out.
Fez: Jackie, you know what would help? If you eat this dirty Milk Dud.
Kelso: Shut up, Fez. Jackie, I'm here for you, okay? So I'll even give you a ride.
Jackie: Really?
Kelso: Michael, that would be great.
Fez: And I won't do anything, because frankly, I don't have much to offer.