Jackie: Is Steven here?
Kelso: No, he went to work. Oh, but before he left, he was chucking everything you ever gave him all around the basement. It was like a hailstorm of stuffed animals and ABBA records. Wait, what are you doing here anyway? I thought you left for Chicago.
Jackie: Well, I would have, but my mom took the car to Tijuana and won't be back till Cinco de Mayo, whenever that is.