Quote from Kelso in Short and Curlies
Kelso: Hey, Eric. We need something to drink. Our throats are all dry from laughing over Jackie and the stinky blanket. Eric: Jackie and the stinky blanket. It sounds like a delightful Hardy Boys mystery. Fez: I'll tell you what the mystery is, why aren't those boys nailing Nancy Drew? Kelso: 'Cause she's got glasses. Fez: Ah, mystery solved.