Donna: Eric, you should go see Mr. Bray. Finding money for college is what high school guidance counselors do.
Hyde: Yeah, they also spend a lot of time staring at themselves in the mirror saying, "I can't believe I'm a high school guidance counselor."
Eric: I don't know about Mr. Bray. I don't think he really liked me. One time I told him I was being bullied, and he just said, "What'd you expect?"
Donna: All right, I'll go with you. He'll help. He totally loved me, in almost entirely appropriate ways.