Kelso: Okay, Fez, this bedroom's clearly better 'cause it has its own bathroom, so I'm gonna go ahead and be the bigger man and give it to myself.
Fez: But I need a room with its own bathroom. Otherwise I'm gonna have to walk through the living room when, you know, when I have a moment with myself.
Kelso: That's too bad. I want it.
Fez: I want it.
Kelso: Well, I want it.
Fez: I want it.
Kelso: I want it!
Fez: I'll kill you.
Kelso: What?