Quote from Eric in Gimme Shelter
[circle:] Eric: Poor Donna. I think I hurt her pretty bad. Her neck's stuck, just tilted over like this. Yeah, but on the upside, it looks like she's really interested in everything I have to say. Fez: So she's got a bad neck. Quit whining. I've gone out with girls that don't even have necks. "Hi, Fez." Kelso: One time, this girl whipped her head around to look at me 'cause I'm hot, and her neck just snapped. And then she collapsed into the jukebox. Hyde: Kelso, that was The Fonz. Kelso: Well, where do you think they got it from? Hyde: Forman, forget being a chiropractor, man. The way I see it, you're diligent, tidy and detail-oriented. So I think you should become a professional butt wiper. Kelso: Come on, man, this is serious. Eric, you gotta start off slow. First you should be an amateur butt wiper. Fez: What's wrong with you two? So rude. Eric, I think you should move to Paris. That way you can become a butt wipier.