Eric Quote #939
Quote from Eric in Gimme Shelter
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Eric: Poor Donna. I think I hurt her pretty bad. Her neck's stuck, just tilted over like this. Yeah, but on the upside, it looks like she's really interested in everything I have to say.
Fez: So she's got a bad neck. Quit whining. I've gone out with girls that don't even have necks. "Hi, Fez."
Kelso: One time, this girl whipped her head around to look at me 'cause I'm hot, and her neck just snapped. And then she collapsed into the jukebox.
Hyde: Kelso, that was The Fonz.
Kelso: Well, where do you think they got it from?
Hyde: Forman, forget being a chiropractor, man. The way I see it, you're diligent, tidy and detail-oriented. So I think you should become a professional butt wiper.
Kelso: Come on, man, this is serious. Eric, you gotta start off slow. First you should be an amateur butt wiper.
Fez: What's wrong with you two? So rude. Eric, I think you should move to Paris. That way you can become a butt wipier.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Gimme Shelter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
[As Fez and Kelso join Red and Kitty for breakfast, Fez grabs the last sausage]
Fez: Too slow, old man.
Kelso: Fez, if you're not polite, he's gonna figure out you're living here.
Red: You're living here?
Kelso: Oh, great. You blew it, Fez.
Kitty: Red, he has nowhere else to go.
Red: Well, know this, Pele... you gotta sleep sometime. And during the war, when they were sleeping, that's when I got them. [exits]
Kitty: That wasn't too bad. He called you Pele. He is a terrific soccer player.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: How's your neck, honey?
Donna: Oh, it still hurts.
Kitty: Come over here. I'm a nurse. I know what to do. [grabs pill bottle] Take two of these.
Donna: Are you sure this is for neck pain?
Kitty: Neck pain, headaches, bad days, they take the edge off of everything.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Wait a second. This mean I'm the loser of the group now?
Kelso: You're the one that's still living with your mommy.
Eric: Man, you're still living with your mommy.
Kelso: Not for long. Me and Fez are looking for apartments. Then the only time I'll see my mom is when she's doing my laundry, cooking my meals, taking me to the dentist.