Eric: Every one of my friends has a career path except for me. Even Kelso. Kelso! The kid who thinks that NATO is Japanese for "neato."
Red: You know, it's just not fair. I mean, you sleep late, you watch TV all day. The job offers should be rolling in.
Kitty: Why don't you look into that chiropractic school I suggested? They're having an enrollment seminar. You know, a chiropractor is a very prestigious job, especially if you move someplace where they don't have real doctors.
Eric: Well, I guess chiropractor is as good as anything I've come up with. I have wasted an entire year doing absolutely nothing.
Red: Hey, how about a job stating the obvious, 'cause you're getting really good at that.