Red Quote #924
Quote from Red in Gimme Shelter
Eric: Every one of my friends has a career path except for me. Even Kelso. Kelso! The kid who thinks that NATO is Japanese for "neato."
Red: You know, it's just not fair. I mean, you sleep late, you watch TV all day. The job offers should be rolling in.
Kitty: Why don't you look into that chiropractic school I suggested? They're having an enrollment seminar. You know, a chiropractor is a very prestigious job, especially if you move someplace where they don't have real doctors.
Eric: Well, I guess chiropractor is as good as anything I've come up with. I have wasted an entire year doing absolutely nothing.
Red: Hey, how about a job stating the obvious, 'cause you're getting really good at that.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Gimme Shelter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
[As Fez and Kelso join Red and Kitty for breakfast, Fez grabs the last sausage]
Fez: Too slow, old man.
Kelso: Fez, if you're not polite, he's gonna figure out you're living here.
Red: You're living here?
Kelso: Oh, great. You blew it, Fez.
Kitty: Red, he has nowhere else to go.
Red: Well, know this, Pele... you gotta sleep sometime. And during the war, when they were sleeping, that's when I got them. [exits]
Kitty: That wasn't too bad. He called you Pele. He is a terrific soccer player.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: How's your neck, honey?
Donna: Oh, it still hurts.
Kitty: Come over here. I'm a nurse. I know what to do. [grabs pill bottle] Take two of these.
Donna: Are you sure this is for neck pain?
Kitty: Neck pain, headaches, bad days, they take the edge off of everything.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Wait a second. This mean I'm the loser of the group now?
Kelso: You're the one that's still living with your mommy.
Eric: Man, you're still living with your mommy.
Kelso: Not for long. Me and Fez are looking for apartments. Then the only time I'll see my mom is when she's doing my laundry, cooking my meals, taking me to the dentist.