Kelso: Oh, hey. Jackie, I saw your show. It isn't as good as a lot of other shows.
Donna: No. It was great for people who think regular TV is too entertaining.
Jackie: I freaked out. I mean, the cameras turned on, and I realized I'm completely alone. I'm alone on TV, and I'm alone in real life. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
[As Jackie lays her head on Donna's shoulder, Angie cuts a strand of Jackie's hair]
Angie: Burn!
Jackie: [screams] Oh, my God! [runs out]
Kelso: Uh, I forgot to tell you the part about you don't burn someone who's already crying.