Donna: So, you see, Mr. Randall, I don't think it's necessary for me to wear a bikini. I mean, what is sexier than a little bit of mystery?
Mr. Randall: Well, according to my research, naked boobies. All right, look, ratings are down, and I think this could really help.
Donna: Well, I'm not gonna strip for a radio advertisement. It's demeaning.
Sarah: I'll do it.
Donna: You will?
Mr. Randall: Yeah, of course she'll do it. This whole billboard was her idea.
Donna: What?
Mr. Randall: Unlike some people, I care about this radio station. Plus, I just love wearing a bikini. When I put one on, I jiggle just like jelly.
Eric: Well, she jiggles just like two perfectly filled water balloons, but I'm afraid you'll never get to see them, or touch them, or make a motorboat sound with your mouth between them, because she is a lady!