Donna: Eric, are you sure this is gonna work?
Eric: Donna, let's just say when we're done with Sizzling Sarah, her new nickname's gonna be "Crying, No-job, Street Prostitute Sarah."
Donna: Hi, Sarah. Hi, um, I just wanted to thank you for getting me fired. I realize now that my feminist ideals are just a bunch of hooey, and I should use my brains less and my body more.
Sarah: Yeah, I don't know why women are given brains in the first place.
Donna: Anyway, Mr. Randall felt bad for me so he hired me back as an intern, and he wants you to play this after the commercial, track six.
Sarah: You know, Donna, you and I are a lot alike. Well, except I'm on the radio and you're not.