Eric: Guys, if this vacuum is bugged, the FBI could be listening to us right now.
Fez: Well, I think the important thing is to stick together.
Eric: You know what? You are absolutely right, Fez. This is all for one and one for all. [whispers to vacuum] You're looking for Michael Kelso.
Kelso: Quit it.
Eric: No, I'm not gonna quit it, okay? This is all your fault. You called the White House.
Kelso: My fault? This is my... This is Hyde's fault 'cause he's the one who got dumped by Jackie so we had to be nice to him.
Fez: Hey, hey, hey, go easy on the kid. Letting go of Jackie was the biggest mistake he ever made. Remember, we were talking about it earlier, behind his back?
Hyde: Shut up, Fez. If I wanted your advice, I'd kick you in the nads.
Fez: Oh, in that case, my advice is please don't kick me in the nads.