Fez: Okay, Donna. I need your help. Now sit here and pretend to be a girl. Now tell a girly story. Kelso, you listen and repeat back whatever she says.
Donna: Okay, ready?
Kelso: Yeah.
Donna: [sighs] Kelso, I had the worst day. I didn't know what shoes to wear. With a heel, without a heel...
Kelso: [inner monologue] I'm running out of firecrackers. I bet I could have been best friends with Spider-Man. Is that a new muscle? Well, hello, new muscle. Welcome to Kelso-town.
Donna: Kelso. Kelso!
Kelso: [out loud] What?
Donna: You weren't even listening.
Kelso: How do you know?
Hyde: 'Cause you were staring at the ceiling with your tongue hanging out.