Danielle: And I didn't know what to do because I had just polished my nails and I didn't want to mess up my manicure. You're such a good listener. I can't take it anymore. [kisses Kelso]
Fez: [enters] What are you doing? Get off my lady!
Danielle: Fez!
Fez: You shut your hot little mouth. You promised you wouldn't use anything I taught you on Danielle.
Kelso: Come on, you can't give me a gun and expect me not to shoot people with it.
Fez: Danielle, you have to choose. Him or me?
Danielle: But I...
Fez: I said choose, woman.
Danielle: Well, Fez, if I have to choose between the two of you, I mean, the choice is obvious. I choose you, Fez.
Fez: What, are you stupid? I mean, of course, yes, good choice, yeah.
Kelso: What, him? How can you choose him?
Danielle: I don't know. I guess I have this thing for guys who boss me around. I'll meet you in the car, or wherever you tell me to meet you.
Fez: Oh, you'll meet me in the car, and you'll like it.
Danielle: I will.