Fez: Kelso, when a woman talks, you have to look her in the eyes and pretend her words are like oxygen and without them, you can't breathe.
Kelso: But I don't care what she says.
Donna: How the heck did you ever get a girl?
Kelso: I don't know. I just stare at her until she stops talking and then I kiss her.
Donna: Unbelievable.
[Donna slaps Kelso as he tries to kiss her]