Quote from Kelso in It's Only Rock and Roll
Fez: You guys, yesterday at the salon, I gave a shampoo to Tina Simpson, and you know what? She has a lumpy head. Kelso: Oh, gross. I made out with her in the 10th grade. If I had known she had a lumpy head, I would have felt around up there. I mean it's gross, but you wanna feel it, right?