Kelso: Hello, sir, I'm here to pick up Kimberly, and I figure if I'm upfront with you about my intentions, we can all feel good about our date. Now, I'm about to do things of a sexual nature with your daughter, and even though she does those things with everyone, I have a new respect for the father-daughter relationship, now that I have a daughter, out of wedlock. I'm no longer with the mother, don't worry. So I figure, with your permission, I can proceed to pleasure her time and time again. What do you say? [the father punches Kelso] Ow!