Kitty: Okay, so tell me about the job hunt. Did my little worker bee find a happy hive?
Red: No, all the jobs had the same problem: a dumbass boss. You know, one guy actually thought that duct tape was called "duck" tape. A security guard had to pull us apart.
Kitty: Oh, honey, you'll find something. You worked at that auto parts plant for so long. Did you try looking at auto parts stores?
Red: Well, I'll be, Kitty. And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut.