Kelso: Great news, I had a baby, and it's a girl!
Fez: Oh, man, fantastic.
Hyde: Congratulations, man.
Jackie: See, Michael, I'm trying to be happy for you but your hair is making it really hard. What happened?
Kelso: Well, I was waiting for Brooke to have the baby, right? And I was chewing gum, and then I decided that I wanted to blow a bubble as big as my head. And then I did, and then you can probably figure out the rest of the story.