Jackie: So, Steven, did you have a good time when you went out with your new dad?
Hyde: Yeah, it was all right.
Jackie: Well, have you called him yet?
Hyde: No.
Jackie: I know if I went out with a boy and he didn't call me after three days, I'd know he wasn't interested.
Hyde: Well, Jackie, my dad and I aren't dating. We're a father and an illegitimate son.