Eric: You guys, my dad said I had to have a plan this year, and now I have it. I'm gonna take the year off.
Hyde: Isn't that what Elvis said right before he died on the toilet?
Eric: No, you guys, seriously. Look, rich kids do it, right? After high school, they take a year off, go to Europe, figure out what they're gonna do. I'm gonna do exactly that. Just go nowhere and do nothing.
Hyde: So you're gonna be a bum?
Eric: In the grandest European tradition! Yes!
Fez: Hey, why not? He's young, he's got a free place to live, a girl that's way too hot for him. Ride the ride, baby.