Kitty: You know, I tell you, Red, I don't like this situation with Bob and two women. I have put up with a lot of weird things in this neighborhood. Hot tubs, wife-swapping, jogging... Now I am drawing the line. You have to make Bob choose one woman.
Red: Well, the choice is obvious. Pam.
Kitty: Red, this isn't your decision, it's his. And he has to pick Midge.
Red: But Pam is so tan.
Kitty: But, Red, if Bob picks Midge, he will reunite a shattered family, bringing their only daughter a glimpse of happiness for the first time in her life.
Red: But Pam is so tan.