Jackie: Oh, Donna, your hair is gonna look so fabulous.
Donna: It's weird. I actually feel different.
Jackie: Well, now that you're not getting married, you have to re-energize yourself spiritually. And making superficial changes is the best way to do that.
Eric: [enters] Hello.
Jackie: Uck. Oh, come on. A sweater vest?
Donna: Jackie, if you don't have anything nice to say, just don't say anything at all.
Jackie: Well, if I followed that rule, I'd never speak again.
Eric: Yeah, that's kind of the idea.
Jackie: Okay. Okay. I'm going. You look like a circus poodle!