Kitty: Red. Red. Cousin Alice wants to know why Eric and Donna's wedding is off.
Red: Well, just tell her what your son did.
Kitty: Oh, now he's my son, just like when he told us he wanted to be a jazz dancer. Well, he's our son, Red.
Red: No son of mine would humiliate his family by running off on his fiancee.
Kitty: [on the phone] Alice, the wedding is off because Eric is gay. You're right. Everybody knew except him.