Eric: Look, all I know is if I let Donna stay in Point Place, she's gonna miss out on all those great things she wanted to do, and it'll be all my fault.
Hyde: Forman, would you quit whining? Donna's gonna marry you. From where I'm sitting, what's on your plate looks pretty good. You don't cut open the sausage, Forman. You just eat it.
Eric: Well, I wish it were that easy, Hyde, but it's a complex emotional issue.
Kelso: Hey, Phil Donahue, live nudes.