Quote from Kelso in Sparks
Jackie: Donna, what happened? Donna: It's ruined. My dress is ruined. What am I gonna do? Bob: It's okay, honey. I'll find you a new dress, a better dress. Kelso: [o.s.] This is my greatest achievement ever! Donna: Dad, I love this dress. Some random thing off the rack just won't be the same. Kelso: [o.s.] The rope broke! Bob: Runaway canoe! Kelso: Yes! Oh, no, Donna, I think I ripped your dress.