Kelso: We'll get a running start and then I'll jump in and zoom down the hill like the bobsledders do.
Fez: And then, because this is a canoe on dirt and gravel instead of a bobsled on ice, bad things are gonna happen to you.
Kelso: This is why I'm a legend, Fez.
Hyde: All right, Kelso, this time you're wearing a helmet.
Kelso: Thanks, Hyde, but I think I'm not gonna put on a helmet with a bunch of worms and stuff crammed inside.
Hyde: It's not a prank.
Kelso: Well, now it's not, 'cause I didn't fall for it.
Hyde: It finally happened. I've become the boy who cried helmet.
Kelso: Okay, on three. Go!
[Kelso runs ahead of the canoe and crashes down the mountainside]
Kelso: [o.s.] Holy crap! Did you see me bounce off of that tree?