Fez: I took it.
Donna: Why?
Fez: Uh, I forgot to go to the bathroom.
[Fez runs down to the basement again:]
Fez: She wants to know why.
Eric: Because you're a pervert.
Fez: Hey! No, wait. That's true. I don't even have to lie.
[Fez runs back up to the kitchen:]
Fez: Because I'm a pervert.
Donna: Fez, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Fez: Eric!