Eric: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Eric.
Donna: Eric, what are you doing here?
Eric: I changed my work schedule so I could make sure that Mitch keeps his tiny little doll hands to himself.
Donna: Eric, Mitch is not a threat to you. Okay, he's a perfectly harmless guy who happens to worship the ground I walk on. You know, it's not his fault that I'm eye candy.
Eric: Well, relax. Don't worry. Everything will be fine. Welcome to the Holiday Hotel ballroom. I'll be your waiter this evening. But unlike a normal waiter, I despise and may try to destroy you.