Brooke: Look, Michael, I don't want to talk about it. I thought I was ready, but today I found out I don't even know how to use a diaper. We are gonna be covered in poo.
Kelso: Look, I think you're underestimating us, all right? Especially me. Now, these beautiful hands aren't just made for foreplay. Check it out. I remember the first time I baby-sat for my little brother, and he power-dooked all over himself, right? So I got my mom's salad tongs and pulled off his pants, and then I grabbed him by the ankles and took him outside and hosed him off. And voila.
Brooke: Oh, Michael, it's so perfect.
Kelso: See, you got the brains and the maternal instincts, and I know how to wrap ass. We're gonna do this together, and we're gonna be fine.
Kitty: "Oh, Daddy, that's just how I like it."
Kelso: You're really starting to creep me out.