Donna: Okay, Eric, there's something I need to know. Did you or did you not do it with the Slurpee slut?
Eric: What?
Mitch: Oh, he answered a question with a question. That means he's guilty. Now let's ditch him and carry me out of here.
Eric: Donna, I did not sleep with her.
Donna: Well, you lied to me about her before, so why should I believe you now?
Eric: You don't believe me? Fine. Let me show you what I was doing while you were with Casey.
Hyde: You're gonna go hide in your bedroom and cry?
Kelso: Or you gonna try to write another song again? "Hey, you guys, what rhymes with pain?"
Fez: I love that song. Everyday is like rain when you're in pain.