Eric: Hey, Donna, when we register for our wedding, can we register for a trampoline? My mom won't let me have a trampoline.
Fez: If I'd known about registering when I married Laurie, I would have registered for a wife who wants to have sex with me.
Donna: Eric, you know, people only register for stuff that's used in serving, eating and clearing of a meal.
Eric: Why is it always about eating?
Donna: Because marriage signifies the end of trying to be attractive.
Kelso: Man, registering sucks. I had to register with Jackie for her sweet sixteen. Longest five months of my life.
Donna: Look, all I know is, you guys are gonna buy whatever wedding present we tell you, and none of this all-going-in-on-one-gift crap.