Red: Look who tore himself away from himself long enough to join us.
Jackie: Yeah, usually he's too busy for lunch.
Kitty: All right, both of you stop. Honey, you washed your hands, right?
Eric: Look, Dad, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but... Can I talk to you in private for a moment?
Red: No, I don't think so. I know the kind of things you do in private.
Eric: Dad...
Red: Oh, all right. Just keep your hands where I can see them. [laughs] This really isn't getting old.