Hyde: Ooh, man, look at these jokers. I can't believe this is who Kelso hangs out with now. If he doesn't dunk one of these heads in a toilet bowl, I'm buying him a skirt.
Kelso: [enters] Fellows. It's good to see you boys.
Hyde: What the hell is that?
Kelso: Oh, the 'stache. Yeah, it's coming in nice, huh?
Hyde: That's why they call the fuzz, "the fuzz". They're covered in fuzz.
Fez: Like someone threw paint on the Mona Lisa. Oh, please, Michael Kelso's a masterpiece. You know it, I know it.
Kelso: Yeah, about that. I'm going by "Mike" now. It's my cop name.
Fez: But we call you Kelso.
Kelso: Yeah, well, I'm going to have to ask you to call me Mike! As far as the 'stache goes, I like it. Makes me look like an authority figure.
Hyde: Makes you look like a porn star.
Kelso: Either way.