Quote from Red in Baby Don't You Do It
Hyde: Hey, Red, tell me the story about how Eric and Donna had to stand up in front of the whole church and pretend to be virgins. Red: Once upon a time, two dumbasses went to church... and brought shame upon their entire family. And their father had to hear about it the whole damn car ride home! Hyde: That is a great story. It's scary, but it's funny, too.