Kelso: [enters] All right, civilians. Hide your stashes. Officer-in-training Kelso's back from the Academy.
Hyde: I've got to be honest, man. Every day you come home with all your fingers, I die a little inside.
Jackie: Michael, you got another D on a test? Is this your fourth D in a row?
Kelso: Yeah. It's just on the penal code stuff. "Criminals have a right to an attorney." "Criminals are innocent until proven guilty." Just crazy liberal gibberish.