Donna: Well, come on, Eric. We'll learn stuff about each other. For instance, what if one day I get a high-paying job in California? Will you move?
Eric: Whoa. Why can't I get the high-paying job?
Donna: Okay, what if you get a high-paying job? Will I move?
Eric: No, who am I kidding? I'm not getting a high-paying job.