Kitty: So, what happened?
Fez: Well, you know how sometimes I come on a little strong to the ladies?
Kitty: You can be a little handsy.
Fez: It was touch and go for a while, but, eventually, I won the INS lady over with my charm.
Donna: More like you cried until she felt bad and stamped your papers.
Fez: Hey, tomato, potato, it's all the same thing. Bottom line is, I have chadisma.
Red: Charisma.
Fez: Yes, chadisma.