Kelso: Oh, man, I'm the stooge.
Eric: Hey, come on. Kelso, if that were true, you'd have had to have been a screw-up your whole life. I mean, sure, you've fallen off the water tower... every year... since junior high.
Hyde: You broke your arm wrestling a dog.
Eric: And heck, no one's eaten more change than you.
Kelso: All right, I gotta say you guys are making a pretty good case that I'm the stooge!
Hyde: Well, if you're not, there's a guy who's about to step on a rake that I really wanna meet.