Quote from Kelso in Young Man Blues
Kelso: [in the mirror] Freeze! You're under arrest. Freeze, you're under arrest! Freeze. You're under arrest! All right, that's the one. Hyde: [over radio] This is Officer Michael Kelso. And I'm not wearing any pants! Fez: [over radio] Am I supposed to be driving all over the road? 'Cause I'm loaded. Kelso: My car's gone! Somebody call the police!