Kelso: Okay, Brooke, here's the thing. We should date.
Brooke: Michael, I'm pregnant with your child. Pretty much the best and worst things about dating have already happened to us.
Kelso: Okay, but we missed out on all the in-between, like... Okay, we need to spice up our illegitimate pregnancy with a little romance. I mean, look how much we have in common. You are having my baby and I am the father of your baby.
Brooke: Okay, look, don't pretend you wanna go out with me just because you feel guilty.
Kelso: Brooke, I wanna go out with you because you're hot.
Brooke: Okay, fine. But I'm not hot. I've gained six pounds.
Kelso: That's okay 'cause it's mostly in your boobs. See, nature does this to keep us guys around while you gals chunk out.