Kelso: Man, I can't stop thinking about Brooke. I mean, both you and me know that every girl in here wants me, except for the couple of weirdoes that seem to want you, but I don't care about any of them.
Eric: Look, Kelso, are you sure you don't just have a crush on Brooke because she's a librarian, and you've seen some librarian layout in Playboy?
Kelso: Eric, I'm sure that's part of it. Whatever. I'm going to the library. Whoa, that felt weird to say.